True adventurers have no uniform. But if they did, it may well look like this.

Stand tall and proud, announcing your grit, courage, and refusal to let a bathroom break interrupt your day in the outdoors. Jolly Dumpers don't wait for the right moment. They seize it! Tell your friends that you poop when you want, where you want, with coffee cup in hand. 

Yeah, this is a Jolly Dump Coffee Co. T-Shirt.

Yeah, we offer it in this off-white color so that coffee stains and dirt don't show up as easily. Yeah, we wear these on hikes and in the office to rep our brand. Yeah, if you like our coffee we want you to wear one too. 

Product features
- Heavy, hard to rip cotton.
- Off white to avoid staining.
- Premium quality printing.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape for lasting wear.
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton with sustainable production practices.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat